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Don't play with your food in Cyprus...
by Lester Haines | posted on 02 May 2007
Cypriot readers who were hoping that wireless interference might imply another sort of interference, are doomed to disappointment.
It seems that those in search of some "serious clitoral lovin" - in the form of a remote-controlled "deceptively powerful matt silver love egg" featuring "three speeds and four pulse settings" - are advised not to bother looking for tablecloth-clenching ecstasy down at Ann Summers
Quite what Cyprus has done to be deprived of the possibility of an orgasmic "dinner à deux" is a mystery, although we suspect local wireless interference laws may have something to do with it.
Bootnote
Thanks to Philip Tanner for the tip-off. He claims:
"Don't ask me how (I honestly don't know) but I got myself onto the Ann Summers email mailing list."A likely story.
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