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Sorry, I missed the goal. I was watching my mobile.

by Sniffer | posted on 05 December 2005

Really, there's hardly any need to write the story. There's a web site called goalflashers. Anybody who knows what someone is doing when they "flash" need read no further. What you hear is what you see.

Don't tell me about "bad taste," either. Of course it's bad taste. That's why everybody is so fascinated by it.

It's aimed at football fans who find the game on its own a bit dull. So when your team scores, you have a video on your phone which shows a lass dressed in the team strip.

Or was that a strip based on the ... no, this could get confusing. I think the picture says all you need to know, and probably more...You want to know more? Try: tits, bums, chav, footie, mobile, ringtone, goalflasher - but don't pretend I didn't warn you. And of course, Hunky Mouse